September 2009
41 posts
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August 2009
63 posts
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to have sex. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I’m naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with ‘udders’ . Offended, I go to get off. ‘No no’ he protests, ‘a SEXY cow’. FML
OMFG LULZ IN CLASS
EVERYONE RELAX NOW, THE CONTEST IS OVER. NO MORE...
(via dai-nosaur)
then who won after all thaat
lulz of the day
me: she looks like shes gaining weight
him: LOL.LOLLLLLLL
me: whys that so funny
him: shes storing food for the winter
to HIBERNATE
i made another blog. pretty much hotties to look... →
reblog if you're tired of
dai-nosaur:
lilymarie:
so many shark/cat posts…
Hang in there Lily, its almost over!
-_- im trying.
reblog if you're tired of
so many shark/cat posts…
I'd like to get to know you all.
so tell me something about you, seriously anything.
who you are? where you’re from? what you love?
reblog if you have a mac
so i can have cool people to ichat with :]
shutupinternet:
Don Henley - The Boys of Summer
...
formspring :] →
at the end of the night
i feel like i always do.
alone, unloved, and pathetic.
Watchthis little girl is so adorable
I GOT A FS TOO, ASK AWAY →
“The only things that’s gonna ‘cheer me up’ is weed or a blowjob, and I don’t...”
– (via animalsandmonsters)
i giggled pretty hard at this.
mypinkbra:
typelouder:
mypinkbra:
Jake used to be cool, but now he’s just weird.
:[
lolol. kid looks lame
He’s not heavy. He’s my brother :[
the one that cries when he’s told to read?
dear tumblr,
you take over my life, :\
if i could move anywhere,
florida would be most likely where i’d go. then,boston,southern california,new york,chicago.
in that order
